A day in the Life

Of me.
With a non-stop talking four year old and almost five month old twins.
Captivating, I know...
I love reading when other people put their schedules on their blogs.
I might be weird.
Don't feel obligated, not that you would.

6:22 - Jason wakes me up so he can go to work. I go downstairs and get in my bed (I was sleeping in the guest room.
8:02 - Babies wake up. Feed. Change diapers. Play.
8:30 - Put the babies kristi g chairs away (which takes a lot longer than I thought it would). Call Porter's dentist to re-schedule his appointment.
8:45 - Porter wakes up. He had a bad dream, something about a Luigi pillow and grandpa Bingham. Put Porter in the shower.
8:48 - Put Luke back to sleep.
8:50 - Put the babies laundry away. Wash bottles. Make new bottles.
9:04 - Get Porter out of the shower.
9:05 - Put Aubree back to bed.
9:10 - Help Porter finish getting dressed.
9:12 - Make Porter and I breakfast. Eggs, toast and bananas. Porter made me cut his toast up into bite sized pieces and mix it in with his eggs.
9:33 - Laundry. Clean up breakfast. Load dishwasher.
9:45- Turn on a show for Porter so I can shower. Waste precious showering time searching for my shower cap.
9:54 - Out of shower. Luke is fussing. Give babies binkys and cross fingers they go back to sleep.
9:59 - brush mine and Porter's teeth.
10:03 - Babies are not going back to sleep. Get them up. Change diapers. Play on floor. Change Luke's clothes because he spit-up.
10:24 - Luke is grumpy so I put him back to bed.
10:27 - Play Sorry Sliders with Porter.
10:49 - Play a spelling puzzle with Porter.
11:07 - Put Luke in my baby carrier and Aubree in the bouncy saucer so I can go change the laundry.
11:15 - Back to playing with the kids.
11:22 - Porter want to play with play-dough. I, unsuccessfully, try to get him to play with Legos instead. Get out play- dough.
11:42 - Feed babies
11:51 - Babies down for a nap
12:02 - Check email
12:17 - Make some phone calls
12:23 - Clean up play dough
12:30 - Watch Olivia with Porter
12:43 - Lunch (Porter has Cheese/crackers, green beans and pineapple. I have a swedish meatball lean cuisine.)
1:17 - More laundry
1:25 - Sit on my butt and mess around on i-tunes. Buy some songs. Import some cds.
2:29 - Babies wake up. We all play on the floor.
2:52 - Jason calls. He is on his way home so I pick up the family room some.
3:25 - Jason gets home
3:29 - Feed babies
3:45 - Go on a jog by myself. Talk to my sister on the phone.
4:45 - Lay babies down for another nap. hang out with Jason and we rearrange the family room for the third time since the babies have been born.
5:12 - More laundry
5:22 - Get Porter's clothes, backpack and check ready for pre-school tomorrow morning.
5:30 - Dinner, left over veggie and beef stew. (I'm obviously gourmet - also see breakfast and lunch).
5:48 - Babies wake up. Change diapers. Play.
6:27 - Porter is finally done with his dinner. We play Monkey Math. (the kid is a math genius!)
6:50 - Get Porter ready for bed
6:56 - Feed babies rice cereal with sweet potatoes
7:11 - Luke is OVER eating so I give him a bath and put him in his jammies. I put the rest of Aubree and Luke's food in a baby feeder fr Bree. She loves it and eats it all gone.
7:20 - Aubree bath and jammies
7:30 - Luke to bed
7:34 - Porter to bed
7:36 - Clean up bath stuff. Wash baby dishes and bottles. Make some more bottles.
7:51 - Rock Bree and give her a bottle.
8:06 - Bree to bed. Get out YOGA dvd to exercise.
8:13 - Luke wakes up. I rock him and feed him.
8:34 - Luke back to sleep
Lost all my motivation to do YOGA. Chat with my mom.
8:55 - Watch the Bachelor with my mom on tivo.
10:32 - Type this.

Now I'm going to watch House and then go wake my husband up (from the guest room - the babies sleep in our room) and go to bed at 11:30ish. (My husband works the graveyard shift from Wed. to Wed. then the next Wed. to Wed. he has a rotation from 7AM to 3PM so he sleeps weird hours which kinda works to my benefit.)

And that my friends is the definition of a HOUSEWIFE! It doesn't look like much but I am exhausted.

See why I NEED the weather to warm up?